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Кто уже побаловался?

 

Код (Text):

1. Stranger: HI
2. You: Hi
3. You: What's your name?
4. Stranger: Steven
5. You: My name is Onotole
6. Stranger: where are you come from?
7. You: I am from Upyachka. You?
8. Stranger: Upyachka
9. Stranger: ?
10. You: Yes, Upyachka.
11. You: Didn't you hear about it?
12. Stranger: I nerve hear it
13. Stranger: sorry..
14. You: Strange... Upyachka is famous enough
15. You: Upyachka is separated country inside Russia
16. Stranger: ok
17. You: A few month ago it was civil war between Upyachka and Dvach republic
18. You: Did you hear about it in the news?
19. Stranger: oh
20. Stranger: yes
21. Stranger: ofcause

 

Код (Text):

1. Connecting to server...
2. Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
3. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
4. Stranger: hi
5. You: WE ARE THE SPACE INVADERS. OBEY OR BE DESTROYED.
6. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

!!!

Код (Text):

1. You: Hi. I am afroamerican nigger.
2. Stranger: hi
3. Stranger: i am from vietnam
4. Stranger: male
5. You: Ааа, косоглазый :-)
6. Stranger: hihi
7. Stranger: you know Russian too?
8. You: *ROFL*

 

надо терь книжко с диалогоме на англиском и практековацо. у кого есть токая?

 

ГОворил с турком, случайно обозвал его бабой)

Потом с тайванцем. Приглашал в гости.

Интересный сервис. ден +1

 

Да, забавный сервис.

Код (Text):

1. Stranger: Hi
2. You: I am saying hi
3. Stranger: I see
4. You: I am saying how are you?
5. Stranger: I'm fine, thanks, and what are you saying if I asked you how you're doin'?
6. You: I am saying I am doing almost fine
7. Stranger: and when are you doing fine?
8. You: I am thinking a little bit more money would make me perfectly fine
9. You: I was saying this
10. Stranger: don't you have much money, or do you want just more?
11. Stranger: ow, bad English, I'm sorry :')
12. You: I am saying just a little bit more
13. Stranger: what would you buy?
14. You: I am saying I would save it for the future
15. You: I am saying I am thinking no need to buy anything
16. You: I am saying I wonder what is you native language?
17. Stranger: if I had a little more money, I'll spend it all :')
18. Stranger: I'm from Holland, and you?
19. You: I am saying I am from Russia
20. You: I am saying I am living there
21. Stranger: can you talk a bit Russian for me :)?
22. You: Варкалось.Хливкие шорьки пырялись по наве, и хрюкотали зелюки как мюмзики в мове.
23. You: I was saying this
24. Stranger: what does it mean, it looks like.. Hebreeuws :')
25. You: Twas brillig, and the slithy toves. Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves
26. You: I am saying it is translation
27. Stranger: okay
28. You: I am saying I was experiencing a pleasure talking with you but I am having to go

 

_DEN_
я.
уже один южно-кореец попросил мое мыло вчера. буквально счас пришло мыло от него) пишет,интересуется культурой россии. я ему ответ настрочил

 

varnie

Рассказал ему как медведи отнимают водку у мужиков, напиваются и играют на балалайках?

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 안녕하세요
You: wtf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
-)

 

Код (Text):

1. Stranger: ok~i am taiwan
2. Stranger: and u
3. You: I am from Upyachka
4. Stranger: is cool there
5. You: Yes, upyachka is pretty cool
6. Stranger: i havent been
7. You: You should... No, you MUST go to upyachka!
8. Stranger: is beutifull
9. You: Yes
10. Stranger: are student
11. You: No, I am voen upchk
12. You: Voen
13. You: You know
14. Stranger: not idea
15. Stranger: what is Voen
16. You: Hm... Onotole? Chake? Leonide? They are Voens
17. You: Do you know?
18. Stranger: okay ,
19. Stranger: what time is it in there
20. Stranger: here 06:38
21. You: It's 27:12
22. Stranger: you don't sleep
23. You: Why should I sleep? 27 o'clock is early morning in Upyachka
24. Stranger: oh~i don't know
25. Stranger: you have been to asia
26. You: No, I didn't. I didn't left the Upyachka.
27. You: Have you ever been in Upyachka>
28. You: ?
29. Stranger: diden't
30. You: Why? It's cool here
31. Stranger: not have chance for go to Upyachka
32. Stranger: the russian are kind?
33. You: I am not russian
34. Stranger: .....
35. You: I am voen upyachki
36. You: Upyachka - is a country
37. You: near Russia
38. Stranger: oh~sorry
39. Stranger: before is USSR or not
40. You: Upyachka was a part of USSR. Now it's an independent country,
41. Stranger: ya~i like independent, like taiwan different china
42. You: Yes, so Upyachka is independent country
43. You: Out presedent is Onotole
44. You: Did you hear about him?
45. Stranger: sorry, i diden't
46. You: Ok
47. You: And Chake is Ex-president
48. Stranger: could you tell me the full name of Upyachka
49. You: Hm... Upyachka is Upyachka, Threre is no full name. Full name of Onotole is Onotole Medvedev and full name of Chake is Chake Putin. May be you read about them?
50. Stranger: so long
51. Stranger: did you have picture of yout country
52. You: Of course!
53. Stranger: could you show me
54. You: Here is the Upyachka's Req Square
55. You: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5a/Punainen_tori.JPG/800px-Punainen_tori.JPG
56. Stranger: thanks, i will save it
57. You: This is form Moscow
58. You: Moscow is a Capital of Upyachka
59. You: Do you know Moscow?
60. Stranger: yes, i know
61. Stranger: the picture is Moscow plaza
62. Stranger: old church
63. You: Some people thinks that Moscow is a Capital of Russia
64. You: It's wrong
65. Stranger: okay , tell me go on
66. You: The capital of Russia is Bobruisk. And the Moscow is a capital of Upyachka
67. Stranger: i think i must read the story
68. You: Hm? Why?
69. Stranger: because, i don't know you country too much

 

Вот так, уже как минимум три человека живут с полной уверенностью того, что Упячка - это страна возле России.

 

Вот так вот и рождаются в мире стереотипы

Код (Text):

1. Stranger: hey
2. You: hi
3. You: where are you from?
4. Stranger: czech, and you?
5. You: i am from russia
6. Stranger: fine ...:-) nice to meet you
7. You: :-)
8. You: oh, sorry, got to catch my bear..... wait a minute.......
9. Stranger: zdrastvoj
10. Stranger: sure, i eill
11. Stranger: -will-
12. You: Oh, ok. He tried to drink my vodka))
13. Stranger: :-)
14. Stranger: we, czechs, also drink vodka often...
15. Stranger: :-)
16. You: That's good :-) Do you have bears?
17. Stranger: hmm.... maybe in the woods
18. Stranger: in the north
19. You: Oh....
20. You: You know...
21. Stranger: yes?
22. You: We bought nuclear reactor two days ago because our energy station was out of order, and I think that it's quality is not good. Sorry if I'll disconnect... Wait a minute I must check my nuclear reactor,,,
23. Stranger: so did we...
24. You: Oh, it's ok, reactor is fine
25. Stranger: i should think so... ;-)
26. Stranger: and what about the politics? how does medveděv do?
27. You: Medvedev? Oh... He is not really president :-)
28. You: The true president is Michael Gorbachev. Medvedev is only for the mass-media
29. Stranger: yes... i already heard about that... he is very important also for us, when our republic was in communism
30. Stranger: he was good....

 

Акилыч, прошу, не удаляй, планета должна знать своих героев)))

Код (Text):

1. You: Hi
2. Stranger: hey!
3. Stranger: how are u?
4. You: Where are you from?
5. Stranger: where are u from?
6. You: :-)
7. You: Fine, thanks) I am from Ebalkino
8. You: You?
9. Stranger: oh
10. Stranger: i'm from Brazil
11. Stranger: how old are u?
12. You: I am 22. I've been in Brasil about one year ago
13. You: Have you ever been in Ebalkino?
14. Stranger: and u like?
15. Stranger: never
16. You: Hm... Our capital is Pizdato. Did you head about it?
17. You: Brasil is prettu nice
18. Stranger: no
19. Stranger: :S
20. You: *pretty
21. You: Strange... Ebalkino is pretty big country...
22. Stranger: where is Ebalkino?
23. Stranger: really?
24. Stranger: hmm
25. You: Ebalkino is located between Finland and China
26. Stranger: never heard about it
27. Stranger: hmm
28. You: That big country in the Eurasia
29. You: is ebalkino
30. You: Oh...
31. You: Sorry
32. You: I think that on your map it is called "Russia"
33. Stranger: oooh! yes
34. You: I don't know why, but several countries called us Russia
35. You: But our country called Ebalkino
36. Stranger: :s
37. You: There are totaly mess with names
38. You: Ebalkino called Russia
39. You: Out Capital Pizdato some countries called Moscow
40. Stranger: omg, so different
41. You: Yes. I even don't know why
42. You: I asked some people from USA
43. You: Why o they think that we called Russia and Moscow
44. You: They don't know
45. You: They learned it in the school
46. You: But the true names of our country and capital is Ebalkino and Pizdato
47. You: And what's your capital's name?
48. Stranger: but we learned how Russia and Moscow
49. Stranger: Brasilia
50. You: omg...
51. Stranger: what?
52. You: Our teacher told us that the capital of Brasil is Huilo
53. Stranger: O M G !
54. Stranger: hahah
55. Stranger: really?
56. You: Yes! What are mess with that names ((
57. Stranger: are you serious?
58. Stranger: XD
59. You: Yes! Our schools teaches us in that way
60. You: I see that your schools are also wrong
61. Stranger: maybe it would be just like a 'translation'
62. Stranger: varies ..
63. You: No, we don't translate a geographical names...
64. Stranger: but does not make sense
65. You: I think that we should tell our teachers about it
66. You: I will tell that the capital of Brasil is not Huilo
67. You: And you should tell that our country is Ebalkino and the capital is Pizdato.
68. Stranger: ^^
69. Stranger: they gonna think I'm crazy
70. You: Why do you think so?
71. Stranger: i don't know
72. You: Look, I live in Ebalkino. We never, never call our country Russia.
73. You: The same is about Pizdato.
74. Stranger: i can't believe :s i never hear about it
75. Stranger: its so..
76. Stranger: i don't know
77. Stranger: x)
78. You: I think it's because your teachers told you that our country called russia
79. Stranger: maybe
80. You: Only American, Japaneese and Australian called us Russia
81. You: Indeed we are Ebalkino
82. You: I really don't know why they do
83. You: I'll ask our history teacher tomorrow
84. Stranger: and Brazil? as you learn it?
85. Stranger: because some changes, and others not?
86. You: We learned that Brazil is Brazil. But our teacher told us that the capital of Brazil is Huilo
87. You: I'll ask him tomorrow
88. Stranger: hmm
89. You: I see that we have totaly mess with names
90. Stranger: yees
91. Stranger: I'm confused
92. Stranger: makes no sense
93. You: I'll try to find out tomorrow what's up
94. Stranger: me too ^^
95. You: I wounder what will your teacher tell
96. You: Sorry, I got to go now. I really want to know what will you find about this...
97. You: Can you email me?
98. Stranger: give me yours
99. Stranger: and I add u
100. You: maria1985@yahoo.com
101. You: write me about it
102. You: sorry got 2 go
103. You: bye
104. Stranger: ok :/
105. Stranger: bye

 

Emek
> ГОворил с турком, случайно обозвал его бабой)
со мной такое тоже случается. постоянно не в попад называю мужчин на "she" а женщин на "he". вот только сейчас пишут, типа откладываем полет, потому как картер имеет ребенка. ну я и говорю, что пункт первый нот гуд для мен, а пункт второй гуд для _нее_ (картер как выяснилось чуть позже - мужчина в полной рассвете сил), но вообще-то меня поняли правильно. т.е. это хорошо не для картера, а для его жены.

 

I am saying I am laughing out loud XD

 

Я: I am programmer
Stranger: ...with long hair and big glasses????

 

А я познакомился с одним нормальным человеком через этот сервис. Теперь учу английский.
Даже подумываю переходить со Skyp'а на MSN.