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  1. Folk Acid

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    Пришлось проверять комп отца на вирусы. Интересно, сколько DrWeb будет проверять на вирусы архив с миллионом маленьких файлов?
     
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    9oi mnnnnnnb
     
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    Ахтунг, но поржал, спалились как говорится
    http://demotivation.ru/images/20100109/cql6c16zndel.jpg
     
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    http://www.lenta.ru/news/2010/01/16/elladen/

    Теперь понятно, почему америкосы до сих пор не нашли Бен Ладена :) Они оказывается фотки его рисуют на основе фоток других людей :)
     
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    from pйter with love ,)
     
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    )))
    интересно бы узнать - скольких они уже посадили на основе этих фоток и сколько из них "трагически скончались по причине вовремя незамеченной острой пяточной недостаточности"
     
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    great, 18.01.2010 3:06:07:
    » эль, ты дурак

    great, 3:06:09:
    » я комер
     
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    А я напишу свою IDA Pro с блекджеком и шлюхами !!!1111111
     
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    краткая выдержка из "Pushdo/Cutwail : A study of the Pushdo/Cutwail botnet" by trend micro:

    :)
     
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    По следам RSDN
    Долго ржал над
    Code (Text):
    1. #Windows programmer
    2. NULL = None
    3. def CalculateAndPrintFactorialEx(dwNumber,
    4.                                  hOutputDevice,
    5.                                  lpLparam,
    6.                                  lpWparam,
    7.                                  lpsscSecurity,
    8.                                  *dwReserved):
    9.     if lpsscSecurity != NULL:
    10.         return NULL #Not implemented
    11.     dwResult = dwCounter = 1
    12.     while dwCounter <= dwNumber:
    13.         dwResult *= dwCounter
    14.         dwCounter += 1
    15.     hOutputDevice.write(str(dwResult))
    16.     hOutputDevice.write('\n')
    17.     return 1
    18. import sysCalculateAndPrintFactorialEx(6, sys.stdout, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL)
     
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    из приказа по охране труда...
     
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    Lynx for Win32

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    http://habrahabr.ru/blogs/sfworld/83550/#habracut
    Забавно :dntknw:
     
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1_00DvxNkI&hd=1
     
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    Lord Lichfield: Shooting Gandhi

    "Lord Lichfield, the talented royal photographer has been telling of an unnerving experience recently while he was in Delhi photographing Rajiv Gandhi. As he waited, surrounded by security men, in the lobby of the Taj Mahal Hotel his young assistant called out, 'Hey, guv, what time are we shooting the Prime Minister?' The security men stiffened, Lichfield blanched, but, I'm told, the results of the session are excellent."
     
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    Русский трахает англичанку. Леди спрашивает: Are you finish(ed)? На что ей отвечают "No, I'm british!"
     
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